Can I sit on your Lap or face? Which one does my daddy prefer

I need a face to sit on

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

Hey,quick question....can I sit on your face?

Hey,quick question....can I sit on your face?

Hey,quick question....can I sit on your face?

Hey,quick question....can I sit on your face?

Hey,quick question....can I sit on your face?

Hey,quick question....can I sit on your face?

Hey,quick question....can I sit on your face?

Hey,quick question....can I sit on your face?

I need a face to sit on...