Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Would you let me sit on your face?

would you let me sit on your face?

can i sit on your face all night?

Can I sit on your face?

I need a face to sit on

POV: I’m about to sit on your face :)

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

Can I sit on your face, please?

Your fat girl wants to sit on your face today!

Can i sit on your face?