Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Do you mind if I sit on your face ?

I really need a place to sit. Mind if I use your face?

mind if i sit?18F

Mind if I sit on your lap?

Oops your face is in the way, never mind i'll just sit on it

Mind if I sit on your face?

You don't mind if I sit here?

Mind if I sit on your face?

Mind if I sit on your lap?

mind if this butt sit on you?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?