Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

Let me sit on your lap

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Mind if i sit on your lap?

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely

Your local attention whore wants to sit on your face, do you

Always let your daughter sit on your lap

can i bounce while i sit on your lap?18F

I really need a place to sit. Mind if I use your face?

Mind if I sit on your lap sir