You used to be a normal straight boy. After your first gay encounter,

Can I seat on your face?

may I take a seat on your face sir

Hi babe! Mind if I used your face an my seat please?

Hi babe! Mind if I used your face as my seat please?!

Mind if I take a seat on your face?

Let me take a seat on your face

Let me take a seat on your face

“WAIT… THATS NOT A MASSAGE CHAIR!” I shout, sprinting across

wheres your face i need a seat

I need a new seat.. how about your face-

your face wants to be my favorite seat