My office has a position available under my desk

I got a great video of Fluffy taking a cricket today

Great position

Taking applications to be my personal fleshlight

Taking applications for sperm donors…

Taking applications for an under the desk position! Great benefits

Taking applications for an under the desk position! Great benefits

Taking applications for an under the desk position! Great benefits

Taking applications for an under the desk position! Great benefits

Taking applications for an under the desk position! Great benefits

Ever wondered what the view from under your boss's desk looks

Just sit under my desk while I'm working and you can take over