My place is under his desk distracting him from his game

Taking applications for big spoon position

Welcome to new hire orientation, your seat is under my desk 😏

Taking applications for sperm donors

Taking applications for an under the desk position! Great benefits

Taking applications for an under the desk position! Great benefits

Taking applications for an under the desk position! Great benefits

Taking applications for an under the desk position! Great benefits

Taking applications for an under the desk position! Great benefits

Taking applications for an under the desk position! Great benefits

It’s a great day to be naked under a flannel

Now taking applications for my new business! Uber Eat Me Out!