I'd use your face as my seat

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat?

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat?

Pull up a seat, better yet your face!

Your face looks like the perfect seat [btbf]

Mind if I have a seat on your face sir?

Using his face as my seat while I paint my nails

Is your face a comfy seat?

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?🥰

I will seat in your face but don't let any of my juices go to

Can I use your face as a seat?

Your face is now my seat