Could i take a seat on your face

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Can I take a seat on your face

Just about to take a seat on your face!

Let me use your face as a seat

Can I use your face as a seat?

your face looks like a good seat.. I hope you can handle all

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I wonder if your face is a comfy seat

Is your face a comfy seat?

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat? 🥰

I need a seat, can I borrow your face to sit on?