Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I really need a place to sit. Mind if I use your face?

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

I really need a place to sit. Mind if I use your face?

Can I sit on your face?

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Oops your face is in the way, never mind i'll just sit on it

Mind if I sit on your face

Mind if We sit on your face?

can i sit on your face with that?

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?