Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Your face looks comfy, mind if I sit?

I really need a place to sit. Mind if I use your face?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I want to sit on your face if you don't mind

I really need a place to sit. Mind if I use your face?

Mind if I sit on your face?

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Mind if I sit on your face?

Mind if I sit on your face? ;)

Mind if I sit on your face?

Wanna sit on your face for a few hours… 🍑