Would you survive if I would sit on your face?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Would you survive if I would sit on your face?

Can I sit on your Face please

Would you let me sit on your face?

On my way to sit on your face!

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

So tight I can squeeze your nose when I sit on your face ;)

On my way to sit on your face!

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face