Should I sit on your face or sit on your lap?

May I please sit on your lap？

May I please sit on your lap？

May I please sit on your lap？

May I please sit on your lap？

Your face looks comfy, may I sit? ;)

Excuse me, may I sit on your face?

May I please sit on your lap while you drive?

Let me sit on your face

May I sit on your lap or on your face?

May I sit on your lap or on your face?

May I sit on your lap or on your face?