Looking for a face to sit on, any volunteers?

I'm looking for a face to sit on.. Any volunteers?

Need a face to sit this ass on. Any volunteers?

Looking for a face to sit on, any volunteers?

Looking for a new face to sit on. Any volunteers?

Looking for a new face to sit on. Any volunteers

Can I sit on your face?

Who is going to let me sit on their face? Any volunteers?

I need a face to sit on, any volunteers?

I need a face to sit on, any volunteers?

Looking for a new face to sit on. Any volunteers in the room

What would you say if I accidentally sit on your face