Can I sit on your face, daddy?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Looking for a face to sit on … any volunteers?

Soapy blonde

Looking sideways with unexpected consequences

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Hey girls! Can i sit on your face?

I'm looking for a face to sit on.. Any volunteers?