You: “just jerking off bud, no gay stuff this time okay?”…..

Me and my bud five minutes into our jerk session after we agree

“Okay let’s goon bud, except no gay stuff this time” ….

[Reddit] Okay bud just a normal jerk sesh with no gay shit like

Me: “can’t let it get out of hand like our last goon session

[reddit] “let’s goon but no gay stuff this time okay bud?”….

Having a goon bud is pure pleasure. I was bored with jerking

“Listen bud. I only fucked you in the ass because of how amazing

Let's goon to sexy PAWGs again, bud! I promise I won't get all

Me: "You think I'm gonna act all gay if you get your cock out?

“Okay bud, our goon session is just us jacking by off this

"Just lick the tip bud I swear it's not gay..." me 5 minutes