When complained my girl never gave any rimobs, my bud happily

Me and my bud five minutes after we agree to “cut all the gay

You: “just jerking off bud, no gay stuff this time okay?”…..

“Okay bud let’s jerk but no gay stuff this time”… me

Me and my bud five minutes after we agree to “cut all the gay

“Okay let’s goon bud, except no gay stuff this time” ….

No bud I'm not gay.. Also me 20 minutes into gooning session

My bud said he was down for a "straight" goon session... Me 5

Me: "You think I'm gonna act all gay if you get your cock out?

no bro, its not gay if i lick the tip

My bud bet me he could make me cum hands free. I said that dudes

My Bud caught me staring at him in the Gym. 15 Minutes later