Just another day with the ideal family

She said something about calling the cops when I got there, but

Purpose

Your family receive a video of the new you after your disappearance...

She... says she's studying...

My family doesn't have a lot of money...

Your neighbor never liked you, but he sure likes your wife

[M4F] My girlfriend was insistent that I stay over the summer

I'd ask what his name was, but I don't really give a shit.

When your family fucks so good it ruins sex with other people

Sometimes the son can be the one giving his mom an alternative

You shouldn’t get in vans with strangers