I mean giving my sister a creampie wasn't on my bucket list but

You should be happy. You're fulfilling your purpose.

No girlfriend lasts longer than a month with her around.

Remember to repay your loans or this will happen...

You didn't think she'd be able to take the whole thing in her

Her favorite part is the helpless look in your eyes when she

I can't decide which I like better; your wife's mouth or your

The last thing she sent you was a selfie of her cum-covered face.

Mixed signals

[Mature Content] r/Mean_Captions on Reddit: She didn't really

Your wife needs a new safe word

I didn't mean to make you drool