Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Can I use your face as a seat?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Excuse me sir, is the seat on your face taken?

My ex said I was too fat to ride his face, do you think I’m

Can I use your face as my seat on our first date? [f]

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I need a seat, can I borrow your face?

I just need a someone to take a seat either here or on my face,

Your face is about to become my seat 😈

I need a seat & I heard ur face is available