Can I sit my jiggly butt on your face?!

You can come inside me if you let me sit on your face first

Would you survive if I would sit on your face?

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

On my way to sit on your face!

You can come inside me if you let me sit on your face first

On my way to sit on your face!

Would you survive if I would sit on your face?

On my way to sit on your face!

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?