Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Would you survive if I would sit on your face?

i need a face to sit on, this bathroom sink is kinda cold

Would you let me sit on your face?

Would you let me sit on your face?

Could i sit on your face until you pass out?

On my way to sit on your face!

On my way to sit on your face!

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Let me sit on your face ;)

Daddy, I want to sit on your face