Why watch the game when you can show off your ass in the bathroom?

When You can't Find Your Pacifier at the Rave.

When you can't find your pacifier at the rave.

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When you can't find the sound bite you need but then find this

When you can’t feel your hubby’s little penis anymore you

When you can’t find a load so you swallow your own 3 day stockpile.

When you can't find your own and steal the kid's slippers instead

When you can’t find someone else to do it, do it yourself!

When you can’t find anyone to do anal with

You couldn’t find your girl at the party - then this came in

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