When you can't have a threesome at home, do it in the mall dressing

When you can't find your pacifier at the rave.

When you can't find someone else's dick to suck...

When you can't find a toilet

Your bullies weren't lying when they said they met your mom at

When you can't find the sound bite you need but then find this

When you can't find a good cup of coffee, there are other ways

When you can't find a good cup of coffee, there are other ways

When you can’t find your favorite bra before work, so you give

Make sure you can always find your wife in the park

When you can’t find a razor…

When you can’t feel your hubby when he reclaims you, that’s