I’m just looking for somewhere to sit my [f]at ass, can I use

Looking for a face to sit on, any volunteers?

Looking for a lap to sit, volunteers ?

looking for a lap to sit, volunteers ?

looking for a lap to sit, volunteers ?

looking for a lap to sit, volunteers ?

looking for a lap to sit, volunteers ?

looking for a lap to sit, volunteers ?

Would you let me sit in your lap at our first concert?

I'm looking for a face to sit on any volunteers

18F Looking for older daddy down to a steamy ONS.. i'd sit on

Looking for a lap to sit on