I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

Looking for a new face to sit on. Any volunteers?

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

Looking for a face to sit on, any volunteers?

Papi I’m looking for a face to sit on…any volunteers?

Would you let me sit on your lap or face?

Papi I’m looking for a face to sit on…any volunteers?

Daddy can I sit on your face or lap

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Let me sit on your lap

looking for a lap to sit, volunteers ?