Prepare your face cause it will be my daily chair to sit this

I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

I'll use your face as my chair

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

Who wants to let me use their face as my chair 18F

Who wants to let me use their face as my chair

Your face looks like a chair, can I sit on it?

Mind if I use your face as my chair?

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it