Your face looks like a pretty chair. Can I sit?

I don't have a chair, can I use your face?

I need a face to sit on...

May I use your face as a chair

Who wants to let me use their face as my chair

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!