Is this a skill I should list on my resume? (f)

If I put my squirting skills on my resume, would you hire me?

Here's my resume [OC][f]

Here's my resume [OC][f]

Here's my resume [OC][f]

[OC] adding 'hypnotist' to my resumé

Sorry for not putting this on my resume

I'm definitely putting multi tasking down on my resume

where is my resume

Perky tits in my resume

Perky tits in my resume

Sucking cock is on my resume, it’s one of my strongest skills