Top skill on my resume: ball worship

If only I could add ‘dick rider’ to my resume

“Adds this skill to resume”

Might add titty drops to my resume

A relentless renegade of reprehensible ruined orgasms reconciled

My resume lists "multitasking" as a special skill...

I will write and rewrite your federal resume, ksa, USA job, government

Put it on the resume sir 💁🏼‍♀️

This is what I do when I see that my interviewer is not convinced

My resume said I am great at giving blowjobs he asked me to prove

Forgot her resume

Hold on, lemme update my resume 😂