Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Would you let me sit on you?

I need a face to sit on..

Would you let me sit on you?

I'd prefer that you sit in this chair while I do this.

i need a face to sit on, this bathroom sink is kinda cold

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

I need a face to sit on...

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Let me sit on your face

can i sit on you?

would you let me sit on your face if I asked nicely?