I don't have a chair, can I use your face?

I don't have a chair, can I use your face?

Hey random question but can I use your face as my chair?

You are going to love when i use your face like a chair

I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

Prepare your face because I have no chair here

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

Looking for a face to use as a chair

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat?🥹

Can I use your face as my chair?

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!