He wasn't lying when he said straight guys have the best time...

My boss thinks I'm paying attention to this zoom meeting but

Hes not really paying attention but I dont care

Your gf was caught shoplifting - the security guard had to inspect

Your wife worships my thick 8” bull suck, while she barely

She said something about calling the cops when I got there, but

She said something about calling the cops when I got there, but

My girlfriend said she was going out to get drinks with her friends…

"Yes, your son finally left! I don't have to pretend to be a

If you are still smiling by the end, then it wasn't a punishment.

My Straight Friend said, that his girlfriends wasn’t giving

Not trying to promote this person but this person had a colonoscopy