I thought my roommate was joking when he told me to suck his

My ex said I wasn’t pretty enough for him

My boss thinks I'm paying attention to this zoom meeting but

I was trying too get into this new club downtown when the bouncer

I was getting a little jealous he wasn't paying me attention

It was their anniversary and she wanted to surprise him with

She said something about calling the cops when I got there, but

He said we're gonna have to meet a few more times before he makes

he said he was about to cum, but I wasn't finished yet🤭💦

This > the zoom meeting I'm supposed to be paying attention

Bouncing back into frame because I wasn’t paying attention

He said his girl just dumped him because he wasn’t getting