Always remember: Someone's princess is always someone else's

Spring Break 2019 condom rule (only applies to wives and girlfriends,

Bet that’s the last time you have too much to drink around

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She's letting him right on his bed, too.

Slipped her boyfriend an Ambien, then waited.

He's going to empty his massive balls inside your ovulating girlfriend.

It just isn't! r/Not_Cheating

Anytime a woman looks down on you for doing porn, you fuck her

Trust Is a Beautiful Thing...

#29: You either win this one or you orgasm uncontrollably

bigger = better