Your roommate doesn't even ask your sleepy girlfriend if she's

Do what feels natural, sweetheart. This is your right as a woman.

No reason to get jealous, they're just roommates with a deep

Damn fucking and cheating and phoning

You'll forgive her right?

Hubby at work, Toddler is sleeping.

That ring doesn't mean anything when she's around!

When you come home drunk and smelly and your boyfriend starts

Monogamy is a fucking joke when you're ovulating and feeling

While you're busy getting drunk with the groomsmen...

Your college GF cheats without a second thought

One boyfriend simply isn't enough