She was good at following directions

some guys have all the luck

Almost nowhere you can go in town where he hasn't ploughed her

Where was she a stripper? What all did she do?

When your fantasy of her past takes over

Math is hard

My wife never disappoints

You asked for it

She was so eager when she was with him, she just couldn't wait

He deserves it

When my past slut life tries to come and collect on my divorced

Every guy before me heard this question...