She confirmed steroids shrunk most of their balls, though

Always driven to succeed

She honestly has no idea what her body count is

She has a famously sophisticated semen palate

Overachiever

You didn't rate, but your GF says "average" is easier in a relationship

Easiest way to make sure she got some local cock

No need to worry about yoga

Is THAT why she said you might not want to see it?

Hours before she had sex with your for the first time

The reason your wife has no student loan debt

They're all "just friends" now

Always did well in school