The reason my boobs are so soft.

Totally something I would expect Kyle to do.

Man uses phone after terrible accident

You are the reason i'm always wet ❤️

The real reason I'm late for meetings around here

My mom went totally nuts! She’s been making me take x-change

Now this just hits the spot

Folk wisdom: "Evacuation is the reason for a new evacuation"

I want to be the reason youre stroking :)

You don't know if you should believe her...but for some reason

Huge orange. Look at the cream where it hits the floor. I had

Happy Fat-Cock-Friday which is a holiday I totally just made