When your bestie is fighting with her boyfriend...

coffee

you're certain? ok fine, come with me - I want to make sure you're

Not considered cheating.

"Oh, you're still playing? I'm gonna go out with the girls for

Blowing your Master is your duty! But since you're awa making

Fucking the babysitter

She's not ready yet

I'm your fucking whore

We have a mountain trail coming up that takes at least a week

An arrangement

Understandable Envy