He didn't even take rent. Oh well. I hope he comes back for it

She wasn't expecting you home

She's the one who asked

Your boyfriend and his wife will understand I'm sure

Just blame the baby on the boyfriend

She's a slut for her ex

If your bestie complains that her BF is too small, use it as

Isn't it a little sick my husband pays my trainer, who then uses

Only people are capable of cheating. Holes have a job to do.

A reliable strat

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