She's just being a good host

Hopefully you don't get stuck in traffic

Your friends always go to your mom when they're nervous

She loves getting catcalled when she gets the mail

She doesn't mind using some elbow grease

Your wife and most of the men in your family disappeared for

She wanted to be the cool mom

Hopefully it'll get fixed soon

Hopefully she could last a week with no sleep...

She's dedicated to getting back in shape

Maybe she'll have more luck tomorrow...

Hopefully it’s not a turn off to ask for anal on the first