[B/S], [S/B] it was the best family vacation ever

She sure showed them!

They always have the A/C on

Your friends always go to your mom when they're nervous

Your friend insisted you bring your mom along...

She didn't want to leave the party early

She's not great with technology

She was just looking out for you

He asked her for a few more lessons

She came out covered in "lotion" a few minutes later

Time to get your "throat massage" certification!

This always happens when she's drunk