She never gets you anything good...

It's her new favorite game.

They just want to make sure she doesn't get sunburnt

She had to get out of a sticky situation

Maybe you shouldn't have left them alone

She got weekly visits from the local Spider-Man

She loves her job

Now she sleeps out in the living room whenever they stay over

She enjoyed the company anyway

Your wife got sick of your little brothers teasing

She really wants to see him succeed

Your friend's mom gets wild after some wine