This is for all the dads who would smash me right now

This one is for all the dad bods who love mom bods

This one’s for all the stepdads who would make a (very welcome)

This one’s for all the stepdads who would make a (very welcome)

This one’s for all the stepdads who would make a (very welcome)

This one’s for all the stepdads who would make a (very welcome)

This one’s for all the stepdads who would make a (very welcome)

This one’s for all the stepdads who would make a (very welcome)

This one’s for all the stepdads who would make a (very welcome)

This one is for all the haters who tell me to go fuck myself

This one is for all the haters who tell me to go fuck myself

This one is for all the guys who like mixed girls!