This one is for all the dads(;

This one’s for all the fellow NW’s who wish they could make

For all the people who would motorboat my ass here

This one’s for all the stepdads who would make a (very welcome)

This one’s for all the stepdads who would make a (very welcome)

This one’s for all the stepdads who would make a (very welcome)

This one’s for all the stepdads who would make a (very welcome)

This one’s for all the stepdads who would make a (very welcome)

This one’s for all the stepdads who would make a (very welcome)

This one’s for all the stepdads who would make a (very welcome)

This one’s for all the stepdads who would make a (very welcome)

This one is for all the haters who tell me to go fuck myself