Next best thing I guess? [m]

I spent 30 minutes masturbating in a public sauna the other day.

Motel's the next best thing when her mother's quarantined at

I’m not allowed to take it out so I’ll have to do the next

When you wanted to be a sword swallower at Cirque du Soleil but

Can’t Suck His Cock Because Of My New Tongue Ring... Next Best

The next best thing

since i can't get or give road head rn, this is the next best

Lets replace this thing with the real one

Lets replace this thing with the real one

Lets replace this thing with the real one

The next best thing after ass.