The next best thing

I spent 30 minutes masturbating in a public sauna the other day.

When you wanted to be a sword swallower at Cirque du Soleil but

When you wanted to be a sword swallower at Cirque du Soleil but

Couldn't make to the toilet so I hopped in the next best thing

I don't have any fireworks for tonight so here's the next best

The next best thing to daddy cock.

Can’t sleep, so I guess this is the next best thing

I wanted to work on some hip thrusts, but I didn't have any weights...

Jackson, now Jackie, the next best thing

Just me doing what I love with the next best thing while hubby

The next best thing to being her, is fucking her