When you're trying to be sexy but you end up feeling silly instead

When you're trying to be a serious cock gobbler but gravity says

When you’re trying to be bold but got seen, finished anyway

When you’re trying to be quite so your husband doesn’t wake

When you're trying to be a tease, but accidentally show the whole

When you're trying to be a tease, but accidentally show the whole

When you're trying to be a tease, but accidentally show the whole

When you're trying to be a tease, but accidentally show the whole

When you're trying to be a tease, but accidentally show the whole

When you're trying to be a tease, but accidentally show the whole

When you're trying to cook dinner but you're also a freeuse slut

When you’re supposed to be working, but you’re home, alone