When you’re trying to be sexy and festive and then realize

When you’re trying to be sexy while stripping but your clothes

When you're trying to be seductive, but first your dildo gets

When you’re trying to be quite so your husband doesn’t wake

When you're trying to be a tease, but accidentally show the whole

When you're trying to be a tease, but accidentally show the whole

When you're trying to be a tease, but accidentally show the whole

When you're trying to be a tease, but accidentally show the whole

When you're trying to cook dinner but you're also a freeuse slut

When you're trying to cook dinner but you're also a freeuse slut

When you're trying to cook dinner but you're also a freeuse slut

When you’re trying to be sexy but you gotta hold in a fart