Who needs a condom when you have a Submariner with a red aftermarket

Who needs panties/bottoms when you have a shirt that juuuust

Who needs a kitten when you have man’s best friend? 🐶💕

Who needs a kitten when you have man’s best friend? 🐶💕

Who needs a kitten when you have man’s best friend? 🐶💕

Who needs a urinal when you have a black slut?

Who needs a gym when you have the jungle?

who needs a boyfriend when you have a stool 😜 [selling] [us]

Who needs a front when you have a back, a thought process often

Who needs stress balls when I have these? (OC)

Who needs a coffee when you have this to wake you up

Who needs a dildo when you have his hard cock to fill you up